When I see a pierced nose, I wonder if it squirts when you have a cold. When I see some guy with stretched earlobes, I just envision using the lobes as places to hang clothing. Or maybe hams.
I think the only body enhancement that I do see that evokes anything but wondering why someone would be so stupid is breast implants. For them I feel sorry for them that they didn't think they were good enough without them.
I wonder why people feel the need to cut themselves off from excellent careers by doing that crap to themselves. I had long hair when growing up. Went to a crew cut after I finished college.