Hacking != Carcking,
but does that imply Hacking == Coding ??
A: NOOOO!!!!!!!! (though this is in fact true!)
NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE STONE AGE!!!!!
Note: this is opposed to the original (snarky) response which occurred to me, which was that probably a recliner would not afford significant relaxtion in comparison to a quart of whiskey!