Save the Enzos! whoops, Teslas started as Lotuses, right? same principle.

If anything deserves a spacenuttery tag, this does!

You went long on Demand Media stock, didn't you?

That butthurt's gotta burn!

With the history of the one child policy and Chinese culture favoring male heirs, there's going to be a lot of Chinese bachelors that can't find wives. That's going to be a lot of horny, frustrated, unemployed men that can't afford homes. Prime fodder to have their frustrations directed outward by a war of expansion where they can be burned off as cannon fodder.
A good investment would be for propaganda promoting the gay agenda in China.
I am only partly joking here.

+1 for Guinea Pig B reference! One of the world's most successful failures.

"economic collapse"?!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Why, Dubai's economy is so healthy that people just leave their Ferraris sitting on the street when they get bored with them.
Dubai's a fucking economic miracle, the laws of gravity (or karma) do not apply.

Good thing they're going to enclose the important parts under an environmentally controlled dome then. Truly these guys are planning ahead.

Except the one in the Alamo.

Iran and the USSR ?

Luckily, we have the internet and the sharing economy so smart peoples like Nimbus can show the rest of us step-by-step how to pick the locks on our shiny electronic shackles.

The '00s called and want to know if your Tivo still thinks you're a gay nazi.

Here, let me turn down the thermostat for you.

See, extraordinary rendition is COOL, just like of teevee!
And the IMF are always the GOOD guys, so it's OK.

Bah.
You say "underwater habitat", I say "mom's basement".

And rightly so. It's well documented that Linux users are all a bunch of dangerous extremists