Billing it as extra-secure privacy protection ensures you pull up people who have something interesting to hide.

And get this: The item does *not* affect the gameplay!

If you're not dumb and have stolen money, these types of exchanges are ideal for money laundering.

Leper outcast unclean....

"This change is part of our ongoing commitment to modernizing productivity experiences and focusing on cloud-first solutions,"

Translation:
"This change is part of our ongoing commitment to ensuring everybody is paying us a monthly subscription fee."

"his new (white?) Trump tower in the location where the U.S. White House used to be"

White? Of course not! It'll be gold!

It sounds like Homebrew is some specific thing. What is it, since the summary never bothers to explain what it is.

Naw, it was swamp gas! Or maybe Venus...

But is there even a Colonel of truth in it?

You have fifteen seconds to comply.

Obligatory XKCD.

The computing interfaces on Star Trek were designed to work well for the audience watching them, which meant they had to make clear the information they needed to know (which wasn't necessary the information the putative users needed to know) and "usability" was a nonfactor. They worked well for that, but trying to use them as an actual user interface is indeed a bad idea.

They have altered the deal. You can supply the rest of the quote for yourself.

So you can Apple TV while you Apple TV!

No, trademark is about using an image ot phrase to identify a specific brand as such and not an imitator. That is why trademarks do not transfer to types of good and services other than the one for which the trademark was originally issued. To use a famous example, Apple Records and Apple Computer do not infringe on each other's trademarks.