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pudge's Journal: TV Pundit Conspiracy Uncovered 6

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Some people believe the job of our cable news talk show hosts is to help uncover government conspiracies. Perhaps this is the perfect cover for being a member of one of the most powerful conspiracies in history.

The evidence is undeniable.

DoBBs. OlbermaNN. O'ReiLLy. HaNNity. MaTThews. MaDDow. HuckabEE.

Anything stick out for you there?

CNN also has CampbeLL Brown, LaRRy King, and Anderson COOper. And on Fox News there's also GleNN Beck, Bill HeMMer and Megyn KeLLy, Chris WaLLace, Steve DOOcy, and black-haired-guy-who-is-not-Steve-DOOcy.

You wondered why Fox got rid of Alan Colmes? It had nothing to do with ratings or political views. This also explains why BiLL O'ReiLLy has twice the popularity of any of his colleagues.

Comedians pretending to be real talk show hosts -- like Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and David Shuster -- don't follow the sinister pattern and are obviously not a part of the conspiracy. These noble funnymen may be our only hope at salvation.

Cross-posted on <pudge/*>.

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TV Pundit Conspiracy Uncovered

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  • Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Is Barack HuSSein Obama part of the conspiracy or is it limited to cable talking heads?

    Pudge, you have a journalism degree -- how distressing is it that a large number of people on both sides of the political spectrum consider the aforementioned personalities to be reporters instead of commentators? I can't even watch cable news anymore, it makes my head hurt. Even the regular cable news shows annoy the hell out of me -- yeah, we're involved in two wars and the Fed is p

  • What a hoTTie.
    • Lincoln, jackson, lbj, noxon...lotta fascists. Thinking about it, it would seem easier to make a short list of non fascist presidents. I wouldn't know whom to put on that list though. Maybe Carter and jfk and our basic very earliest founding father presidents.. And that is a big maybe.

      Have to define fascist for this though, I'll give it a quick simple try, prezs who take orders from corporate interests over the interests of the "we the people" folks.

      • Link to the correct definition of fascism, and why I place Wilson, FDR, and LBJ on it. [amazon.com]

        Obama is my addition to Goldberg's list, but considering how much Obama has in common with Benito Mussolini, it's a valid addition.

        I'll give it a quick simple try, prezs who take orders from corporate interests over the interests of the "we the people" folks.

        No, you've got it backwards. Bill Dog had a good blurb, so I'll shameless copy and paste it below:

        Where socialism sought totalitarian control of a society's
      • by pudge (3605) * Works for Slashdot

        Have to define fascist for this though, I'll give it a quick simple try, prezs who take orders from corporate interests over the interests of the "we the people" folks.

        This is off-topic. His sig is not in reference to my journal entry. I won't say don't respond to him, but please keep this discussion very very short.

        My two cents: no, this has nothing to do with fascism, and further, does not describe any of the men you mentioned.

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