pudge's Journal: CBS News Circling the Drain

Dan Rather was not the best newsman. He was not terrible, but he was very flawed, prone to serious lapses in journalistic judgment.

Cronkite and Murrow were far better anchors. Rather, by any objective standard, was a significant step down from those journalistic titans.

But ... Katie Couric? She is the News Anchor Barbie compared to Cronkite and Murrow. Nothing more than a pretty face with a string to pull to make her say what you want. I've watched her many times on NBC, on the Today Show and elsewhere, and she is a mental midget.

My favorite example of this was the 2000 elections. It was Tom Brokaw (another giant of the field), Tim Russert (not the brightest bulb, but he mostly knows his stuff, and tries really hard to do a good job), and Katie Couric.

As we all remember, this election lasted late into the evening. Tom and Tim were getting tired, and fumbling a little bit. But Couric was ... useless. One discussion went something like this:

Tom: Tim, walk us through it again, for any new viewers we might have.
Tim: Well Tom, Florida remains the key. As you can see from my whiteboard, whoever wins Florida wins the presidency.
Tom: Katie, do you have anything to add?
Katie: This reminds me of that episode of Friends where Ross and Chandler were arguing over who was going to take the trash out ...

OK, I don't remember what she actually said, and it probably wasn't about Friends. But it was equally inane. And it happened several times. And she would finish, and Tom and Tim would pause at her, skip a beat, and then pretend she wasn't there. It was entirely embarassing.

Tom Brokaw, Dan Rather, the late Peter Jennings, and current NBC anchor Stone Phillips all are very good newsmen who do much of their own reporting, write their own questions, think up new questions on the spot, and so on. Brokaw was the managing editor of NBC News, and it's not because he was just a pretty face.

If not for Couric's pretty face -- which we all must admit is not as pretty as it once was -- she would have been stuck getting coffee for Brokaw. And getting the order wrong every time.

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Mélissa Theuriau

[RailGunner]

CBS should have just taught English to Mélissa Theuriau if they're going to the "Babe Reads The News" format.

At the very least, that would increase See BS's ratings just on the basis of how attractive Mélissa Theuriau is.

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[stoolpigeon]

without pics

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[pudge]

What, Google doesn't work for you? Are you in China or something?

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[stoolpigeon]

excellent.
 
truth be told if gunner can bench 300 and pull off a superfly from the third rope, he can dig me up some links -- the slacker.
 
  (sorry if i mangled the wrestling lingo- at least i tried.)

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[RailGunner]

truth be told if gunner can bench 300 and pull off a superfly from the third rope,

Bench 300: Not Yet. Right now, my max is 255, but I'll get to 300 eventually.

Never tried pulling a superfly off the top rope though.

I can absolutely mash a softball though ;)

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[stoolpigeon]

i'll bet you could bench an suv if it rolled in a storm and your wife was trapped inside. not like that wuss banner - what a loser.

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[nizo]

Here you go you lazy bum [wikipedia.org]. Oh and I had to look up Katie Couric [wikipedia.org] too, since I rarely watch TV news.

Re:Mélissa Theuriau

[Timex]

CBS should have just taught English to Mélissa Theuriau

Heh. My French skills would greatly improve, if they just brought her over now. She even sounds better than Couric.