pudge's Journal: Bush Nominates Flying Spaghetti Monster For Supreme Court

WASHINGTON -- President Bush today nominated Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) for the Supreme Court of the United States.

Almost immediately, conservative Republicans questioned FSM's lack of judicial experience; Democrats cited FSM's lack of record on federal and Constitutional issues; and those on the left and right questioned whether FSM was nominated for its religious beliefs, and whether it would be able to separate its religion from its legal opinions.

Scientists asserted that there was no scientific evidence proving the nomination happened at all.

Re:Equally Qualified As Miers

[ces]

No doubt.

Good one guys.

You, dear sir...

[dexterpexter]

Owe me a new keyboard!

I guess that struck me just right.

Re:You, dear sir...

[pudge]

I won't oblige you a new keyboard, but I am gratified I was able to help stimulate the economy in this way. I'm doing my part.

Re:You, dear sir...

[FroMan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_window_fallacy [wikipedia.org]

Re:You, dear sir...

[jdavidb]

Ah; I'm not the only Williams reader here.

Satire...

[cascadefx]

I find it really funny that you used the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) for this as it is what same anti-IDers use to satire Intelligent Design (as I am sure you know). I blew soda out my nose when I say your journal headline.

Jim