Submission + - Java apps have most flaws, Cobol least (computerworld.com) 1
Comment Re:Poking / Probing Iran's air defenses . . . ? (Score 1) 522
...not every act of aggression is legal grounds for a war.
...mumble mumble... something about a hammer being one's sole possession
Comment Re:For the internet age? (Score 1) 61
I hear he's a store greeter these days. Just imagine... 'Hi there, you look like you're trying to do some shopping...'.
Submission + - Higgs hunt enters final stage (nature.com)
Submission + - Raspberry Pi PCB layout and scale model available (geek.com)
The Raspberry Pi team don’t believe the design is going to change again unless they missed something. With that in mind, they revealed the final board is exactly the same size as a credit card, measuring 85.65 x 53.98mm.
Raspberry Pi has a very active community on its forums, and it didn’t take long for someone to print a 1:1 scale copy of the final design on a sheet of card. The images below give you a good idea of just how small this PC is going to be. Although once the ports have been added the thickness is obviously going to increase.
Submission + - Despite Audit, Facebook Holds Back Personal Data (itworld.com)
Barnes & Noble Names Microsoft's Disputed Android Patents 386
Submission + - Hiding Messages in VoIP Packets (net-security.org)
Comment Re:Good news - Android minus Google's crippleware. (Score 5, Funny) 281
Don't worry, it wasn't the real Linus, they forked him first.
Comment Re:This is stupid (Score 1) 148
I'd open Google and type in "Jane Doe Porn" and see which links look good.
...using the new google.xxx search which will allow you to link your fapping habits to your google+ account.
Comment Re:Shocker? (Score 1) 259
Provided you downloaded the movie in order to feed to your starving family I'm certain many judges would look leniently on such an offence and recommend a non-custodial sentence.
Submission + - Massive Botnet 'Indestructible,' Say Researchers (computerworld.com)
Comment Re:Only one way to fix this (Score 1) 639
Do you put mace in your wallet so that if you drop it and someone tries to return it that it sprays them in the face?
Ahem, my wallet please.
Comment Re:But let me guess (Score 2) 154
It's simply a satirisation of release cycles, no complaint!