The Win95/98/ME could run for long time without ever accessing particular physical memory chips.
This is surprising to me. Back in those days I had a pretty expensive custom PC with 32MB RAM, which was a lot for that time, and that RAM was constantly full. And when the 1.6GB hard disk started to fill, the OS stability really went to hell. Also, back in those days it wasn't just BSODs that you had to worry about - the OS would frequently lock up as well.
Windows NT didn't have this problem, but on the other hand WinNT and successors also had better isolation so if a driver crashed due to memory issue, it recovered better (This applies really to WinNT 3.5 and perhaps 4, back when it was still going with the Dave Cutler's VMS-derived approach - WinNT 3.5 is almost a microkernel).
I guess "better" is relative. I had a 3D character animation class in which we used Maya on high-end workstations and it was rare to get in half an hour of continuous work before encountering a BSOD. Everyone in the lab suffered from this issue and it almost became a game to guess whose workstation would crash next.
I need an OS that I can plug a sound card into, start up my machine and it installs the driver and starts working
That's weird because these days I find that Ubuntu does that way better than Windows. If I just plug in some random device, it won't provide all of the bells and whistles but I often get the basic functionality with zero clicks. For many devices, that's enough for me.
I need my system administration routine down around 30 minutes per month
That's possible with Windows Update? I've seen Windows machines take nearly that amount of time just to install one feature update. My Linux maintenance is usually around 2 mins per month, but maybe that's just because I've been using it for so long and know how to optimize the workflow.
I want GUIs for all common tasks and I want it intuitive enough the I'm not spending hours looking up which command line options to use or installing package managers to install drivers to install features to install programs.
This is especially curious. My job requires me to assist Windows users sometimes and I've been amazed at how many times the solution requires firing up Powershell and asking a completely non-technical user to execute commands. It's one of the most frustrating parts of my job.
I'll try Linux, but it has failed me in this respect several times in the past, despite the insistence among lovers of Linux that it's actually just as low-maintenance as Windows.
There's this notion that Linux is difficult because it takes so much effort to get everything initially running and that Windows is superior in that regard. After well over a decade of not using Windows, I decided to install it on my desktop and I was blown away by how much effort it took to get even basic things working. What I learned is that installing Windows from Microsoft's default image isn't easy and that the reason Windows seems easy is because most people are using a version of Windows that was highly customized for their hardware by the manufacturer. Therefore, since you're probably using such a version and you're already comfortable with that, it may not make sense to switch unless you're really motivated for some reason. But once you get your Linux system running the way you like it (and that's easier now than ever), you'll likely spend far less time on maintenance in the long-term.
It really shouldn't be a political stance. Psychologists (and common sense) show that children *need* contact with other children
I don't contest that, but your statement heavily implies that socialization must be done in a public school. School consumes half of the day and the other half can be full of social activities with many children from public and private schools. With sports, music, playgrounds, after-school library programs, martial arts, dance classes, etc there are plenty of opportunities to socialize that aren't inextricably connected with education.
Homeschooling should be illegal
I'm a leftist, but holy fuck! In your world, should private schools also be outlawed? Also, I hope you realize that the threat of forced participation only feeds into the fears parents have that public schools intend to indoctrinate their children.
Do you think there would be so many young nazi and evangelists if everyone was going to public school ?!?
Do you have any proof of causation between Naziism and homeschooling?
Homeschooling is used to control how kids think and act
Ah yes, the horror of parents instilling values into their children! You don't have to look very far to find the horrific consequences of parents not doing that.
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