I used to go to a certain Starbucks regularly on my way to work (I know... sue me). One morning I walked in, and when I got to the counter, I was given my regular order, before I could even say anything.

Of course, they weren't reading my social media (it didn't exist at the time). But what's happening here is really just good customer service.

T-Rex complained about there not being enough hours in a day to do everything. Wished days were about 1/2 hour longer!!!

Yep, I'd been doing it wrong for years. I was using plastic bags because I thought they were recyclable. My daughter started working for the city and told me they weren't.

Now I use paper bags in the recycle bin in the house.

I expect the fertility rate in the US to rise due to the following:

• * Lack of contraception (I expect SCOTUS to reverse Griswold)
• * Increased child mortality due to lower vaccination rates, and epidemics of "eliminated" childhood diseases
• * Lack of education as more school boards are taken over by religious fundamentalists.

Orion is not Starliner.

It wasn't nicknamed the "Senate Launch System" for nothing.

About 10(?) years ago, I was at a Gabriel Iglesias show at PHX (known at the time as Talking Stick) Arena.

He had literally just asked everyone in the arena to turn off their cell phones, when every single phone in the arena went off... Amber Alert. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen.

Instead of "move to higher ground", try "Get the f**k away from the Guadalupe River RIGHT NOW!"

I have the same combination on my luggage!

So pre-1930. That would go over really well today.

[ObDisclaimer]: I actually do like some of that stuff, especially the jazz.

Voldemort is a software developer?

And this was something, ergo it had to be done.

And always twirling, twirling towards justice!

How else are all those designers going to justify their salaries if they don't keep changing the UI?

It's been a few years since my data privacy class, but isn't this a violation of CCPA (California Consumer Privacy Act) and CPRA (California Privacy Rights Act - aka Prop 24)? I believe they both require easy access to opt-out.