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There was no way that bucket of bolts would make it past the clubhouse.

Stop. He has the weirding way...

Their refusal is "justified", though.

My sunglasses are in my other jacket...

You forgot pup, hospital, yurt and marquee. Plus the rarely seen big top.

How many tenses do you think there are in English? I'll bet your guess isn't high enough, every though you probably use must of them without realising every day.

Microsoft has assumed users are drooling morons for 20 years, based on the decision of drooling moron managers that hiding the extension was a good idea. If those particular drooling morons had STFU and taken the trouble of learning something instead of treating everyone as though they were as dumb as them billions of dollars would have been saved.

Consider that the British Isles is not particularly big so all the things that would normally be separated by hundreds of miles of deserted wilderness in US are relatively close together over here: Sellafield, Anthrax island, Porton Down, etc. If shit goes down here we don't have a spacious bolthole (Snowdonia and the Highlands don't count). This is part of the horror; nowhere to feasibly run and hide. Anywhere you think of is also where so many others will also think of as to make running pointless.

Beep beep.

Appositely enough (next lines):
... And I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride

It's silly because of what you have to put in the query.

Try differentiating between an iPad mini and an iPad 2 on a website where you don't have that luxury. Everything, HTTP headers, screen values, viewport sizes, all that jazz you'd normally use gives you the same result. You have to resort to a silly CSS @media directive in order to find out which one the user has.

Buck Futter

Candyman Candyman Candyman...

Don't try that on the tube...

Eliminate it for software, certainly. Why does the US have software patents in the first place?