There was an especially good run about 6 months ago. I wonder who came up with these! I take my hat off. Here are some of the better titles I harvested:
Paris Hilton 'bent over backwards' for me - says Stephen Hawking
Paris Hilton full of Seamen
London sleazebags swarm to club's Paris Hilton night
Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to Visit Burma
Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin
Paris Hilton caught sucking a Fisherman's Friend
Paris Hilton screwed by Boy Scouts
Paris Hilton denies screwing Ron Paul
Bisexual Paris Hilton Likes Bush & Dick
Paris Hilton gets a third breast implant. Taunts Lohan & Spears to do the same!
Has Whirling Paris Hilton Embraced Sufism?
Paris Declares - "Marilyn a dead root!"
Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today
Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"
John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"
Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize
Paris Hilton opens legs
Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street
Paris Hilton Sold Her Soul to the Devil, admits it on Larry King
Paris Hilton to show beaver
Paris Hilton crowned 'Miss Vagina 2008'
Old man dies inside Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Becomes Nun
Paris Hilton Shoots Down American Spy Satellite With Her Vagina
Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Paris Hilton
Miss Universe assassinated on plane home
Britney's Spears' baby sister strips for Playboy
US Basketball Team suffers crushing defeat
Bush declares war on Iran
Hillary admitted to Bill being on herbal supplements to help enhance performance
Batman decides to show his manhood
Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruz relatives?
Angelina Jolie naked
Kids leave robbery victim dead
Girl kills 3 in industrial accident
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Girl loses breasts in surgical disaster
Girl reveals burial sites of victms
Horse wins owner $17m
Man breaks arm in horror fall
Girl smashes dog to death, faces imprisonment
Raw footage of snake swallowing horse
Bush Averts Albanian Uprising By Invading Alabama
Hillary Clinton Sues Barack Obama
James Bond To Have Gay Lover In New Film
Bush And Putin Agree To Restart Cold War During G8 Summit
[video] Mccain And Bush To Dance In Puppet Show
Britney Spears Stashed Guns In Her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck For Cover
Wii console explodes causing death
University professors encourage students to go for enlargement
Photos of your girlfriend cheating you
Killer tsunami claims one million lives in Japan
Madonna Sued For Sexual Harassment And Accent
Lohan Sentenced To Swabbing Morgue Corpses
Obama Converts To Judiasm!
Barack Obama Wins Ku Klux Klan Endorsement
George Bush And His Secret Sex Flap
Gay Rights Terrorist Kills Eight In fabulous Bombing