Ok, I said I'd reveal who the new GF is, but I'm not going to edit the journal I first mentioned her in. I dissembled to keep her identity secret, but AC (who I think was moose_hp because I responded to AC, figuring he was a regular reader and moose_hp responded to my response with the answer to my sig: 42) was actually correct. It is indeed Tami, AKA "Lucy Furr".
Actually, she came down to my house that Friday night and we did some drinking. She did a LOT of drinking, and crashed on my couch. Saturday morning she used the bathroom, and still drunk, staggered into my bedroom and into my bed.
She moved in with me that afternoon, and that evening we did it again on the couch. But there's a problem - she has a very small vagina. Too small. And I'm no John Holmes but I'm better equipped than average. It worked out for Evil-X, who had the biggest, nastiest pussy I ever saw, and who bragged about the size of my penis to her friends, who all tried (unsucessfully) to seduce me. That was probably the reason she'd bragged -- If I'd ever been unfaithful, she would have felt justified in her adultery.
Tami's the anti-X. X had the largest I'd seen, she's got the smallest. I couldn't get the whole thing in. And I think I hurt her, although I tried ny best not to.
I don't understand "penis envy". There's no advantage whatever to having a large member. Big tits might get a woman laid, but a woman's not going to know you have a big dick until it's inside of her. I truly wish mine was smaller.
She started her period the next day. You think your woman's PMS is bad, try a woman with bipolar disorder and PMS! She was bitchy all week, and is only now starting to get out of her bad mood.
I waited for her to get horney, but... it's been a week and a half so I brought it up this morning. She said she's still bleeding off and on, and said she's afraid she's got an ovarian cyct as she had one before and the symptoms are the same. But I fear I might be the cause, and I also fear that it's not going to work out, that she'll go back to her old boyfriend, or find a new one.
I suggested using KY jelly next time, and she said it wasn't the girth that was the problem, it was the length. I don't know if there's a solution. I googled this morning, unsuccessfully. The closest answer I got was I need to become obese, which is hard for me to do, being naturally thin.
I kind of have the blues a little, you know? Does anyone have a way out of my predicament?