Journal mcgrew's Journal: Homer Simpson's Uncle Freddy Arrested in Springfield 5
Life in Springfield is not like elsewhere, but then, you know that. You read these journals and live in a normal, non-cartoon town.
Ok, I'll correct that - you're a nerd who lives in cyberspace, but the town your basement is located in is a normal, non-cartoon town.
The Springfield State Journal-Wrapafish is reporting that Homer Simpson's Uncle Freddy has been arrested for domestic violence.
Man allegedly hits woman with beer bottle
A 55-year-old man was arrested after allegedly hitting a woman with a 40-ounce beer bottle inside a room at the Bel-Aire Motel, 2636 S. Sixth St., early Thursday.The incident occurred between 12:30 and 1 a.m. during a domestic disturbance between Freddie G. Simpson, who lives at the motel, and the 54-year-old victim, a police report said.
The victim suffered a minor cut and refused medical treatment.
Springfield's Alderman Gail Simpson had no comment.
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That's a "classy" motel, too. It's not a real motel, but a "permanent residence" motel like the "Bedbig Inn" mentioned in Alien vs Lucifer [slashdot.org]. The "Bedbug Inn" is actually Lincoln Lodge and although it has permanent residents, it actually rents rooms by the night like normal motels.
It's a real dump, though. Not as bad as the Bel Aire (which is walking distance from my basement).
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I suspect that translates to "The victim refused to rack up extortionate ambulance and ER charges."
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She was probably a hooker. I've dropped hookers off there before - crazy people pay hookers well (Eliot Spizer?) so the hookers don't mind going there.
Crazy Debbie [slashdot.org] isn't a hooker but she lives there; or at least she did, I think she's in prison now. I Haven't seen Debbie for a long time.
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Paying hookers well is a dumb idea, as Spitzer should have known.
Pay a hooker an amount you can easily get from the ATM, and nobody can "follow the money". Pay a hooker $5k, and you wind up on national TV apologizing to your wife who looks like she is about ready to go Lorena Bobbit on you.