Drink the water!
You want to inspire them, pay them more instead of offshoring their future after they reach 40.
or more likely a third slap
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson!
But predicting the future path of evolution is like predicting the stock market. You can't plan around the schedule of mutations. Who knows if these plastic munching traits are a freak mutation caused by a single cosmic ray from Orion or something that has a predictable time-line.
What happens if this bacteria grows really good at it and starts munching away at everyday items on land?
You're at an interview or on a date and your polyester pants unexpectedly succumb to the hungry little buggers.
In some countries a gov't agency can sue a newspaper for slander. In this case, if The Star could have reasonably known about and mentioned the exemption possibility but failed to, one could have a good case against them in such countries.
However, certain news sources I've seen (that rhyme with "box") will include the obvious or easy-to-find counter arguments, but near the bottom in convoluted or sloppy language. Such a court case would then be over wording and placement, which would fill the courts with squabbling over gray areas.
At least astronauts won't have ring around the collar.
Can't IBM just buy the puny shell of SCO, fire everybody, and burn their desks, motivation posters, and Newton's Cradles publicly in a giant bonfire while singing Nah Nah Nah Goodbye?
You will never fully understand the code just by reading it...Tweak it some more. See what breaks.
Aaah, the Toddler Method of learning. Just keep that copy in the sand-box, please.
What's that have to do with investigating alleged crimes?
and it takes your Superbowl ring.
Well, Microsoft executives perfected the flying chair.
It's good to know your database is in Abbie Normal Form.
A restaurant locator for zombies