Hmm, I haven't been able to connect to TPB for the past hour. The timing seems a tad suspicious.
Open up a bunch of porn sites, and then hand it over to them, but warn them that the keys might be a bit sticky.
No no, that's even worse!
It almost drove me insane when I was doing produce nightfill work at a local supermarket. Even though the store was closed to customers overnight, the managers would leave it running around the clock.
My MP3 player saved my sanity that year.