Same here... I use hte $50 version, fed taxes only (Florida has no state income tax). Worth every penny, and since I've been using it every year for the past 6 or so it imports my prior returns and uses them as a starting point. Handles investments (stocks), mortagage interest,etc. and lets me efile. Works great in Firefox on Mint (and Ubuntu and Debian before that).
Indeed, if a Ma Deuce doesn't solve the problem either the problem is unsolvable or you just need more ammo.
Or organ/skin condoms.
As the joke goes, in 1500 the thought of using a sheeps intestine as a condom to prevent pregnancy. In 1873 the improved on the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.
There was one at our house. Well, lets be honets, it was me. As the youngest, I was told to change channels (only 2 to choose from on OTA broadcast so it was a binary selection), wiggle the rabbit ears, adjust volume, turn the TV on or off, move the TV stand a little to change the viewing angle, etc.
Now my kids have it lucky. I just make them find the remote controls
They exist already - search for dead head flight sharing (no, no tie dye or Miracle Tickets needed), typically done with corporate planes.
And honestly when seconds count the police are only a few minutes away.
In your sitation my phone call wouldve been notifying the police to have them pick up 2 guys who are approaching ambient temperature due to a nasty case of lead and copper poisoning
Already exists - just charter a plane. For a single person traveling it is kinda expensive, but for a group it is no worse than first class...
There is a walmart card - it replaced lay-a-way a few years ago. And, if your credit is good enough, you can get a walmart branded visa card...
Quoth subby - I have an Associates degree in programming and systems analysis
Hey fluttering twatwad - where does it say he has an AA degree?
I have the same degree. It is an AS. Which means no, it isn't the first half of a Batchelor's degree. Some of it is, but in order for me to go to a Comp Sci BS program (which is part of the college of engineering at the local university, so same prereqs for *all* engineering majors regardless of type of engineering) I'd have to take a 3rd english, a sociology, an art, etc. and then the real prereqs for the BS degree - get thru Calc 2 w/ differential equations, 2 physics classes, 2 chemistry classes, statistics, etc.
Because I have 3 kids and they have a grandparent who can't resist buying stuff for them
Thing is, is that we (humans) have broken our Darwinian evolution template
On top of that, our opposable thumbs along with our brain power and creativeness have allowed us to create all sorts of nasty stuff that has a negative effect on our environment and all the other life forms that depend on it.
So... either we need to voluntarily reduce our population to about 1% of what it is today (but please make plans for the bodies first!) or we need to be stewards, 'cause if we (humans) don't then in a few hundred years it will be too late.
And at the same time, working in the trades wtih no degree or "just" a certificate (not even a complete AA or AS) can also make you some serious money. Yes, for some trades you'll end up going to specialty schools for a few weeks or a few months, and pay several thousand to do it, but just like IT these are extra certifications ontop of the base job.
ex: Yahoo, whatsapp, tumblr, Gentoo, etc etc
Except Gentoo is a species of penguin, so it is at least somewhat relative
To make up for Valentines day... it is steak & a blow job day as well.
Part of these resources are being provided by people or organizations or governments who just want to Do The Right Thing.
Some more of these resources are being provided by those who see others Doing The Right Thing and thinking to themselves that "gee, if A can do it I should do it to show I'm just as good at DTRT as them".
And the last little bit are doing it for a positive karma, so they can get away with Something Bad later on...