The Last Revision
The Draftsman and the Engineer
are men of skill and vision.
At least they are until they hear
the hated word -- REVISION.
The Engineer with practiced eye
surveys his grand design.
The Draftsman draws so expertly
each complicated line.
"Complete," they sigh contentedly,
"Miraculous Precision."
Oh, Optimists! Tomorrow brings
catastrophe! REVISION!
Revision One adds this piece;
Revision Two improves it.
Revision Three makes it just right;
then Revision Four removes it.
"You can't do this, you can't do that."
"We'll wait for a decision."
"But in the meantime, just revise
that last revised Revision."
Revise! Revise! The very word
fills Engineers with dread.
Tho' die they must, they'll be revised
to make damn sure they're dead.
They hope that God's no Engineer
when he makes his decision.
If once they win their wings they hope
there'll be no Last Revision.