If you choose to be a meany, and not forward this email, you will die in 5 years, and so will everyone in your family.
What luck! I was just diagnosed with terminal cancer, and my doctor said I had 3 months to live! Does the FDA know about this new treatment?
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. -- Gilb