Stop abusing your productivity and relying on 20th century data flows!
Treat yourself to a jolly glass of old fashioned, sunshiny Analytics.
That's right. Business Intelligence, Extract-Transform-Load-Aggregate-Analyze-Visualize
Analytics is not just for statisticians and MBAs any more.
It's got 47% better lift than Ouija or Anger Management classes!
Treat yourself to an evaluation version of Oracle OBIEE, MS SQL Server or Pentaho.
WARNING: Use of analytics can result in predictable results, amazing margin increases and overal sense of well being. Side effects include increase in storage and use of IT consultants
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