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Comment Re: Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 85

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @02:33PM (#65846525) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

I'm happy to be a cyborg, you fuckweasel.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @07:35AM (#65845473) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

Shut up you moron.

by Thud457 on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:57AM (#65834909) Attached to: 'End-To-End Encrypted' Smart Toilet Camera Is Not Actually End-To-End Encrypted

When you sit on the toilet you connect your butthole up to the large network of connected buttholes.

Not mine, just astonishing relevant.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:12AM (#65834841) Attached to: White House Rolls Back Fuel Economy Standards

You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 03, 2025 @12:03PM (#65832789) Attached to: Chinese Reusable Booster Explodes During First Orbital Test

Shut up dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @12:43PM (#65819531) Attached to: NASA Rover Makes a Shocking Discovery: Lightning on Mars

FIRST! POST! FROSTY!

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @10:29AM (#65819173) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Go lick a window you inbred fucktard.

by Thud457 on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @08:43AM (#65818999) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Magic beans!
At least with magic beans, at the end of the day, you at least still have beans.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @11:15AM (#65817197) Attached to: Unpowered SSDs in Your Drawer Are Slowly Losing Data

Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

by Thud457 on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @02:22PM (#65805281) Attached to: Cloudflare Explains Its Worst Outage Since 2019

"I don't always test,
but when I do, I test in production^W The Internet "

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 18, 2025 @09:30AM (#65802665) Attached to: 'Buy Now, Pay Later' is Expanding Fast, and That Should Worry Everyone

As an extra bonus, it turns out, bitcoin mining rigs are a crucial part of the cat distribution system. Ah, the great circle of internet life.

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 18, 2025 @08:37AM (#65802525) Attached to: Cloudflare Outage Knocks Many Popular Websites Offline

I can confirm, slashdot isn't working for me either.

/jk , relax Maurice.

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday November 13, 2025 @10:48PM (#65794802) Attached to: World's First Flying Car Factory Begins Production In China

Willy Wonka would mfgr the flying cars, while Gen Geo Patton would mfgr the car factory to fly as well.

by Thud457 on Thursday November 13, 2025 @05:59PM (#65794416) Attached to: Blue Origin Sticks First New Glenn Rocket Landing and Launches NASA Spacecraft

And returning to Earth safely?
Returning to Earth safely, right?