Comment: Zoloft, scourge of society (Score 5, Funny) 523
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
-- Phil Hartman, RiP
Comment: Re:Sad legitimate researchers (Score 1) 393
I'm fairly certain J. J. Abrams spoiled the movie.
Comment: god, to I have to tell you people everything?!! (Score 2) 231
Just send the shuttle up to fix it.
Comment: just hold out your hand for food of the gods (Score 2) 393
assume for a minute you could head down to your local supermarket and pick up a portable flying pig
BAH!
All the real investment these days is in on-demand bacon home delivery by quadcopter drone. And quite rightly, too.
The future is looking quite utopian to those with true vision.
Comment: less and more (Score 1) 355
Is less more more than more less ?
Comment: Re:The Slashdot Trifecta (Score -1) 139
Your observation changes nothing.
Comment: Re:Really?!?! (Score -1) 103
you're a fucking moron.
Comment: job security: (Score 2) 136
our datacenter has lots of stairs.
Comment: Re:QOTD WTF!!!! (Score 1) 260
I know, I'm feeding the troll.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.
Comment: Re:Need Clarity (Score 1) 260
It is funny how the GNU/world newspeak has become so reflexive that it has lost all meaning.
That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.
Comment: pink slime or cheetos? (Score 4, Funny) 241
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
the Nutri-Matic machine provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Comment: good old skool karma whoring! (Score 2) 152
That? Oh, that's a, err, pizza!
Comment: Re:Overdone? (Score -1) 102
and the numerous movies starring your mom.
Comment: They say Chiba City's nice this time of year (Score 1) 145
Would that be the cheery bright blue of a tv with no signal?
Comment: Re:Clever guy (Score -1) 104
shut your fucking hole.