1. Propagandize on teh intarwebs to get the useful idiots baying in the wrong direction. Including demonizing the wrong 1%.
2. Collect kompromat to control politicians. If none is available, have a program to create some. (RELEASE THE EPSTIEN FILES.)
3. Assymetric warfare, use swarms of cheap drones s while the enemy uses 1 million dollar missiles to try to stop them.
4. sabotage, particularly cyber and ecoonomic .
5. Don't be a blundering loudmouth. Diplomacy has a much greater ROI. Needing to blow things up is a failure.
0. Make sure you've got people on the inside working in your interests instead of those of their own nation.

Looks like the ADE 651 got a quantum upgrade.


Kind of like how in WWII the allies promoted the idea that carrots help with your night vision to obfuscate the fact that they had RADAR to explain away how their night fighters kept shooting down German planes. Even Bugs Bunny played his patriotic part for the war effort.

Jim Bell has entered the chat.

That's damn well not how they're selling it!

Too bad for you luzers.

Because Peter Thiel is a known cow-fucker.

Chargeeeee it, US citizens pay for everything. next Trump Deal will be like a Brazilian Butt Lift for Citizenship to Brazil but instead we will make the Panamerican Union finance it's Way into Brexit with Authentic Trump Salon Tanning and BohTux so we can have big orange faces to kiss the asses of the deportees when weee get citizenship ourselves through a franchise Gold Trump card Pass treaty only available to US citizens and not descendents of Union Fruit Company railroad workers.

but those Russians will hear about it if they survive  symptoms of Havannas Syndrome, which we clearly posted in the news only Chinese and Russian embassisies do to their visitors, never CIA. all of our sponsorships get accepted, the assassination part is just a Insurance mechanism to assure we get the Trump railroad Engine Handshake  that looks really good on press meatings, you know?

KC: i had to because God made it so affordable that I could not...

didnt get microplastics from her tampons

what would the wife of CmdrTaco claim where her microplastics came from? maybe with some nanotech, it could collect the microplastics in the bloodstream to mfgr stints or bridges that Health Insurance refused to pay for: maybe even extrude GNU/teeth or supernumiary nipples

Please shut up you fucktard.

Finally some sanity, we can invest our retirement nest-egg 100% in Trumpcoin! WINNING!

Hmm, they're using a task specialized robot to do real world things, not some delusional AI investor fleecing machine. I guess right tool for the job and all that.

Shut up you fucking moron.