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Comment Could it be? (Score -1) 15

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @12:43PM (#65819531) Attached to: NASA Rover Makes a Shocking Discovery: Lightning on Mars

FIRST! POST! FROSTY!

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @10:29AM (#65819173) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Go lick a window you inbred fucktard.

by Thud457 on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @08:43AM (#65818999) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Magic beans!
At least with magic beans, at the end of the day, you at least still have beans.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @11:15AM (#65817197) Attached to: Unpowered SSDs in Your Drawer Are Slowly Losing Data

Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

by Thud457 on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @02:22PM (#65805281) Attached to: Cloudflare Explains Its Worst Outage Since 2019

"I don't always test,
but when I do, I test in production^W The Internet "

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 18, 2025 @09:30AM (#65802665) Attached to: 'Buy Now, Pay Later' is Expanding Fast, and That Should Worry Everyone

As an extra bonus, it turns out, bitcoin mining rigs are a crucial part of the cat distribution system. Ah, the great circle of internet life.

by Thud457 on Tuesday November 18, 2025 @08:37AM (#65802525) Attached to: Cloudflare Outage Knocks Many Popular Websites Offline

I can confirm, slashdot isn't working for me either.

/jk , relax Maurice.

by SlashdotTroll on Thursday November 13, 2025 @10:48PM (#65794802) Attached to: World's First Flying Car Factory Begins Production In China

Willy Wonka would mfgr the flying cars, while Gen Geo Patton would mfgr the car factory to fly as well.

by Thud457 on Thursday November 13, 2025 @05:59PM (#65794416) Attached to: Blue Origin Sticks First New Glenn Rocket Landing and Launches NASA Spacecraft

And returning to Earth safely?
Returning to Earth safely, right?

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:50PM (#65791448) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

What the fuck is a "4k player"? You ignorant twat-waffle.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:48PM (#65791444) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @04:52PM (#65778488) Attached to: Google Plans Secret AI Military Outpost on Tiny Island Overrun By Crabs

You forgot naked and afraid, hot grits, etc.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @03:31PM (#65778290) Attached to: Why Manufacturing's Last Boom Will Be Hard To Repeat

Shut up you ignorant fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday November 03, 2025 @02:43PM (#65770564) Attached to: Palantir Thinks College Might Be a Waste. So It's Hiring High-School Grads.

Grow a sack you fuckwit.