hokey philosophies and ancient pipelines are no match for a modern java GUI IDE
-- Han Slowmo, Unix Wars, episode IV
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If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.
-- some glib goddamned fascist, probably Benjamin Franklin
Your computer has performed an illegal operation
You owe a civil fine of $150, please to be sending to me C/O the Prince of Nigeria or I will have to be sending the police to your house.
Just ask John McAfee.
Why are the Canadians surprised by this fact?
Hell, he couldn't even bother enough to steal a tank.
[1,2] Both of these things actually happened. And they weren't even in Florida. Look it up.
If you get that kind of cash you can do anything you're able to imagine. Anything.
You SERIOUSLY underestimate my imagination Junior.
Hell, if you can build a laser big enough to carve "Chairface Chippendale is a doodoohead" on the moon, you're just starting to get warm.
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