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Journal ellem's Journal: 1st day as boss man 10

well it could have been worse.

I think 2 out of the 4 get it the other 2 maybe not so much.

I got a LAMP head so we'll be doing some of that which should make things funnerer.

They actually have 256 IPs from their ISP and they actually use them. It's very 1996, we'll be changing that. Plus the whole DHCP thing... they need to be doing that. There are far too many Win98 machines they must be destroyed and Windows XP is the ONLY option... sorry gang I can only do so much.

This is going to be good. I think not turning wrenches will be OK. I think. It's scary when people just want my brain and expect me to delegate.

You know in a lot of ways I'm a Sys Admin. I touch things. I fix them, monitor them, improve them. This is different. I hope I can get it.

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  • I know _exactly_ what you're speaking about.

    A word of advice: don't be afraid to ruffle feathers. If you need to fire someone because they're not with the team and not willing to participate, do so. You'll save yourself a lot of headache in the future.

    Also, when you say that they're using an entire class C, that only says one thing to me, that they lack a firewall protecting workstations. Fix this!

    And there's a lot more too. Drop me a line, let's talk, especially about that sysadmin you had mentioned ear

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  • what happened to the ellem i grew to love and respect?

    violence. death. destruction

    but nooooooo. now it's director ellem. now he has to be 'PC' and take care of his yard. wah wah wah

    f-timmy and ba ba booey to all of ya!
    • yeah I hate me too. if it weren't for my abnormally large WANG I wouldn't even talk to me. But my WANG is so big that most of the time I can barely talk if you WANG know what I WANG mean.

      Oh and I beat a hampster to death with a fungo bat this morning. Ohhh dehbay...
      • You are so middle management.

        Welcome to the Darkside, Lou. Jump on in, the water is refreshing. It's colder than a witch's titty, so your huge WANG will be a not so huge WANG.

        Fungo bat? Weaksauce. Where's the wiffle bat?

        (they live longer through the beating, and the wiffle bat makes a cool "whoosh" sound through the air. Don't worry, I can teach you these things)
        • I can see ellem's kids now... making crackheads pretend to be their dad at school on "career day" because they are so ashamed of what he's become. :-)
          • No, daddy pretends to be himself, and we just bring him in so that the other days if the school year, we have something to threaten the other kids with. (Not to mention the administrators.)

  • So, that's the infected PC farm that has been spamming me relentlessly.
    Seriuosly though, what crack-head came up with a design which puts 200-odd Windows PC's right on the internet, probably without any sort of firewall? And Win-98 to boot? I realize that these things tend to grow organically, but man that network sounds like it's in serious need of arson. I wish you the best of luck in taming it, you're gonna need it.
    • nah there's a firewall.

      1 SonicWALL TZ170 holding up 200 connections. sigh.

      until this morning you could RDP into, uh, everything.

      changes are coming and the XP machines are filtering in.

      I need to win Lotto.

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