Like my water heater I shut off ssh from 24:00 to 06:00 any attempts during that time go on the blacklist.
If anyone bitches, I steal their laptop battery and make them memorize the access rules before they get it back
I use led's to light my workstation because it looks cool and you can dim them ( for nap time)
running Gentoo as KVM host, 2 postfix mail servers, 2 appache web servers.
box2 same hardware gentoo host , 1 xp guest with vsnet, and MX, 1 gentoo with zend studio and test apache server, mythtv backend, and torrent box
275 watts, uptime box 1 359 days, box2 not that much
1, Make sure you have SP3
2, Reboot into safe mode
3, Shave your crotch, and apply the cream
4, wait 3 hours then reboot normally
5, if problem persists repeat steps 3 and 4
the airways have been pumping out human history for years
The "Visit Earth" brochure (28 pages) includes pictures and descriptions of a Place covered by a cloud of human generated crap, and inhabited by aggressive, violent, and greedy beings, "Humans are an entertaining life form that unpredictably will slaughter each other for nothing more than an idea", and has a slogan of " Come shit in our oceans"
Seriously, would you visit your neighbors if their house and persons were covered with their own waste and they constantly attacked each other?
Question: How the hell do you smuggle a cell phone into prison?
Answer: Personal training, and a tube of K-Y
you should also make sure the phone is off (or at least on vibrate)