Shut yourself down! - Sorry Dave i cant let you do that. hahaha

can it simulate a distracted user?

is the GOP the Law & Order Party?

Now i will switch the phone carrier!

Honestly, i buy contract free phones since ~2004 now and i never regretted it.

Climate "sceptics" always assures us that the nonlinear response of the planet to heat changes is so badly understood that we should not neglect the chance that the pendulum swings in the right direction.

Now ... uuups.

While it was not completely normal, "root on nfs" has been a standard option to Linux kernels forever (https://www.kernel.org/doc/Documentation/filesystems/nfs/nfsroot.txt) and was quite important when disk space was more expensive.

Barneys Job in HIMYM (https://youtu.be/ZfWVV533RHE?t=107)

An AI could neither give legal Exculpation and it probably would not sign everything.

So that's the Job AI can not do.

would I want this?

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

More beavers live in Canada than in the USA. Blam Canada!

I wonder how much legal costs they produced by this step all over the planet.

It has finally come! the missing feature! Now i can have triangular toolbars in my word processor!

Word 5.0 for DOS was pretty ok.

Word for Windows was a little tricky to the point of not being usable. My favourite quirk was than Formulas only were displayed correctly after you used the formula editor once.

There is this secret organization at the north pole with ultra-fast invisible stealth aircraft capable of distributing a million tons of packages without annoying the neighbors or blocking the sideways. This organization invites children to secretly communicate with them to bribe them into obedience by chocolate and gifts.

Oh yeah. CAD/CAE packages come to my mind.....