That's why I never eat Raisin Brain.

Right, so unlike the Russians, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italians, ....., every country prior to the formation of the U.S. and most since.
If you can't see the robbing/thieving going on by the rest of the world then you can't see.
Doesn't excuse the U.S. but dude, pull your head out.

They don't really understand, or even read it.
They choose a bit here and there, have their PR flacks craft a statement, then hand you a shit sandwich.
If you have to eat it you complain, if the guy you disagree with has to eat it then you vote the crap feeder in again.
If people truly cared about fairness they would not elect or reelect such people.

I traded email with my close personal friend at the University of Texas, Austin, Dr. Dyslexic.
He is aware of these finding and believes it is clear evidence of the hand of Dog at work.

I believe the correct spelling would be Newsweak.
News for people who don't want to know but find People magazine too deep.

Then how come you never see them in the same room at the same time?

You recognize the hypocrisy.
The people spewing the vitriol know themselves as pillars of virtue, the true keepers of the light and the one ring.

It looks like the U.S. school system isn't for education.
Teachers in my state are refusing to use standardized testing, which their students are failing.
Whatever means they use for grading these students I can't help but notice they generally can't do math, can't write worth a shit, and expect to get a job as a manager because they graduated with a 3.3 - 4.2 GPA.

What safety?
Most (if not all) revolvers I have seen have no safety.
Many semi-automatic pistols have no safety.
You may not be familiar with current firearms so, if you are curious; not all have a safety.
Additionally there are many variations on what a gun safety is.
Depending on model and manufacture there may be none, a lever that locks the trigger, a trigger actuated safety, and or a grip safety.
These are also applied in various combination's and merely represent some of what I have seen recently.

Only if the turtles are Gamera's.
That would explain the heat too.
That turtle must eat a lot of Sriracha.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

But the light bulb has to want to change.

Should have used the bomb detector on that joke.....

They also get hazardous duty pay and any overtime multiplies that rate.
And you get to blow thing s up.

There is a light side and a dark side.
Use the tape wisely.

My neighbors smoke all day and apparently all night.
Cigarette butts are every where, it turns out Earth is their ashtray.
Cigarette butts, wrappers, random crap from their lawn is blown all over the neighborhood.
They have so much time to smoke and litter because they don't have to waste time working.
I have to work, they are all much younger, why do I have to pay for their housing, vehicles, food, smokes, phones, and so on?
I will never make enough to be able to retire in the comfort they already enjoy.
Screw the smokers and screw politicians that buy voters by making them dependent.