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Journal damn_registrars's Journal: Breaking news: White House To Try New Strategy 3

11:55am, EDT:

Sources close to the White House, speaking on conditions of anonymity, have stated that soon we will hear more on the latest new strategy for economic recovery for our country.

We can't give specifics, but we can tell you there will be free guns involved

Stated an anonymous source. Reports from northern border states have also indicated a dramatic reduction in US customs agents, though no official word has been released on where they may have gone.

I've seen new dinner wear in a truck, reading United States Socialist Revolution

Said an anonymous delivery agent.

Footage of activity in the streets of Washington, D.C. is available as well.

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