You might not have noticed but every sentence must end on an upwards-inflected syllable so-as to not offend / threaten the listener. Perpetual fear would be an improvement.

Good luck with that line of reasoning - most people are apparently unable to handle this responsibility.

I have one of these - ostensibly a gaming mouse, I use it as my only mouse. You can't go wrong. Give it a go.

Don't adapt to changing circumstances; instead provide a counter to every advancement such that we are able to halt progress. Yay \o/

Artificial scarcity for the win!

Great. I now know far more about you than I ever wanted to. You're into some really freaky cult-like shit ...

“Using that logic would disqualify politicians from voting on anything.”

It's not entirely without merit, then?

"Google has been considering satellite-based Internet service for more than a year. In late 2013, it hired satellite-industry veteran Greg Wyler, who at one point last year had more than 10 African-Americans working for him. The five remaining are apparently grateful to have jobs and to not have been shot by the police on the way to work. Mr. Wyler left Google last summer and is now developing his own satellite-Internet venture."

Can't you go back to whining about beta?

Government == government + <anyone providing a campaign bribe> - oui?

Incorrect, I'm fairly sure lots of Americans can remember all the contestants from the first season of American Idol.

Don't diss yourselves bro.

"<prefix> There is nothing left to do but <suffix >" == false

Makes no difference - I don't understand the process by which these things happen but I'm assuming that the feedback loop involving the public has a zero weighting.

As a small child I was taught that "Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can never hurt you."

Are the religious unable to comprehend this simple truth?

They've not managed to offload part of their brains' tasks to another species, unlike us?