you're free to be heterodox

Sometimes I wonder about this though. It seems as though the whole of society is just chain-of-command. Parents, School, Employers, Police, Governments. It's "do as I say or else" not "let's talk about it to find the best way".

Can we have ice skates with LEDs powered by current from the pressure differential across the blade?

I call for a ban on beards on the grounds that it's freaking hot.

That's already been covered - hence this. They'll be following the Texas playbook next.

Secret beard fetishes are widespread?

Beard: No more goat pr0n for you.

Nearby goats: oh shit.

Try quitting social media - life will seem (and be) more awesome almost immediately.

Never make a choice which can't be rolled back.

People are works in progress.

A future you will value your life and the lives of others more than you do now.

Going through difficulties makes you appreciate everything more once you come out the other side.

"From now on, we will only be pushing users of eighteen or higher to commit suicide"

I'm reading that the window is closing for charitable donations.

Back to normal?

Noone's that stupid - gotta be experiments involved - also, selling your staff into drug-testing programs without their knowledge probably pays well :-)

The alternative - that bosses just don't trust their staff - that they themselves hired, or honestly believe that jamming everyone into a box where every single anecdote about upcoming/recent weekend exploits or yelling at some guy who broke your letterbox to ensure everyone knows you're the alpha dog, prevents everyone working so there's zero productivity is just too scary to contemplate.

Let's hope it works and that people have memories when it's all gone to shit and they decide they want to feed on the meatbags again.

You seem to have the deep knowledge of the creatives - are you wearing a lumberjack shirt ironically?

I think the problem is that it's 7am and people are walking up to the fact that they're being exploited for no benefit to anyone so the challenge is:
Fire someone for not doing the stupid shit I'm asking them to and then go through the hassle of finding someone who is (a) half way rational but (b) not too rational so they'll do the stupid shit I ask at the time and place I demand - all for shitty pay.

It's tricky. Employers have it way harder than employees that's why they deserve to get punked :-)