This one dates back to 1952: There is a lot of empty space between Earth and Mars, but one day you may discover the black teapot that B. Russell placed out there.

I suggest you hit up Wikipedia for "Lacrosse"

Unless of course you go there and collect them yourself.

(emphasis mine).

Next up, the stradivaccine.

Those nasty Three Laws got worse when one experimental positronic brain could sense thoughts. The robot tried to "do no harm" emotionally. It did not end well. I believe the story is titled "Liar."

Turns out a really sharp knife reduces tears caused by mothers-in-law.

It would be a much more interesting story if these sats were being set up IN the Kuiper Belt

I'm totally committing $billions over the next 10 years to fund tech startups that Leon Skum approves of
There's absolutely no chance that I'll modify those commitments at soe point in the future.

Exactly correct. One would think that a vERy sMARt company like Apple would recognize the huge risk in setting up a whole new manufacturing chain, but apparently not.
Now, if Apple were a proper mafia-based corporation, they'd settle this problem with a visit to D.C. followed by a bunch of barrels dumped into the Potomac.

It's clearly a conspiracy to kill off all the Asians

I'll stick with "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards," thank you

Eliza should be fine for everyone . /s

RFKjr assures us we can chelate out PFAS with doses of Vitamin A and rectal boluses of power crystals.

Those of us in the business have no problem referring to IR (or UV for that matter) wavelengths as "colors."

For that matter, most "colors" that we trichromats sense are the result of a combination of incoming wavelengths. I see no reason why we can't identify an HSV colorspace for some range of NIR wavelengths.

Maybe you should shut up and learn about statistics.

I strongly suspect these researchers used the same methodology that was used successfully in WW2 to estimate the total number of German tanks based on the serial numbers of ones that had been captured or destroyed.
Math works.