Police say they punished 47,000 people last year for spreading "rumours" online.

Rumors such as Xi is a ruthless dictator.

("Rumours" is the UK spelling.)

Until the rich suffer, nobody will do shit squat about it.

...between 3:00am and 3:30am Sunday morning."

Russians are afraid they'll get a very sternly worded memo from the UK. The Department of Sternly Worded Memos has a notorious reputation.

Rumor is a distraught memo reader choked on a crumpet last year, and made the grieving family pay for the crumpet by selling an autographed cricket bat.

Just 95%

Xi and Don having lying contests, they both win!

[fast things] unlikely to be very accurate. Fine for attacking a target like a city, but not so much for something smaller and they are still slower than an ICBM.

They could slow down when they get close to the target, or launch sub-missiles that slow down.

Foxoids just cherry-pick the few wrongbies from the past, and statistical flunkies like YOU fall for it. Grow a brain!

...so what if the humans die, they just screw things up. Good riddance!
    -Robert Plant

Mars? It's a great dream, but even in the most optimistic scenarios it will never be profitable.

Collecting contributions to send the most annoying politicians and celebrities there on a one way trip would be very profitable.

...if you just use AI."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

...Elon's odd & moody behavior of late is possibly due to more than just ketamine.

Windows is a pile of shit, but it's the devil we know, to be honest. I've learned hundreds of Windows work-around the long hard way over the years. Linux might be a cleaner OS, but still has a learning curve for certain "edge case" things.

Call me lazy, but I'm a creature of familiarity and habit these days. Go ahead and take away my Slashdot Card, but Satya can stay on my lawn for now.

> won't create a nuclear winter

I already corrected that in a followup.

> It also won't irradiate us all.

If roughly 50 or more are hit, yes it will.