Next up, AT&T is sued over a prank phone call. None of this could have happened if it weren't for those pesky kids, and the phone company!

Will these be with or with spikes?

Well, that all depends really. Is he receiving a paycheck in the process?

"In the real universe, the phone service rep is a minimum-wage worker in a foreign country, whose top priority is keeping down their time-per-call-resolution metric"
And I would call that problematic by design. Mr Hiroshima didn't chose this for Paypal's business model, and Paypal is ultimately responsible for this.

agreed, it sound theoretically possible minus the 8 mile claim.

exactly, this isn't THAT radical. My 10 year old Honda Insight is mostly aluminum.

no, not in the least. Satanists (in the minds of Christians) just help to validate the Christian world view. The Atheists will continue to be the ones primarily driving the evangelicals nuts. Us, and the new pope.

overtime calculations don't work that way.

"If Google is capable of doing it....." How about you? Are you capable of doing it? Good luck with your startup.

I blame hollywood, since the "stuck accelerator" is a popular trope in film. I've had numerous discussions with people on this matter who had no idea that simply shutting off the ignition would bring your run-away car to a halt. Just don't trigger the steering wheel lock.

the first time you need it, even if it's the only time in your life, you'll be glad you had it.

"They have made MILLIONS off of suing people that attack them for their repugnant views." I've heard this statement made frequently, can you provide a source to a list of these cases including any damaged that they have collected?

"Apple sells hardware. Microsoft sells software. " Mission statements aside, they both sell software and are in competition with each other.

"How do you 'hide' the damage these cars have? ;-)" Easy, pop a kick panel and inspect any ground cables, and exposed metal above the floor level. These cars start rusting within days of exposure, and you can usually see a waterline once the carpet and/or kick panels have been exposed. I've had the not-so-pleasure of informing numerous people that their cars were submersed at some point in their history, and not a single person has responded with anything similar to "oh yea, I already know that".