whew, the problem must have been resolved then. I'm so relieved!

well, you never know when you might get saved by a flood in the valley.

I love everything about this

let me know when I can walk into an ER and get chemotherapy

While we're at it, can they also be penalized for the dozens of fraudulent calls I receive on a daily basis? The ones they know have forged DIDs, yet they don't have any interest in blocking.

Americans can't even afford eggs right now, this can't possibly be true!

The previous company I worked for was bought out by stereotypical venture capitalist bros a few years ago, and I stayed there for about a year in the acquisition. Company meetings shifted focus away from customer support and satisfaction to talking about finances, EBIDA, and future acquisitions all while customer satisfaction surveys started tanking. We also went through numerous rounds of layoffs, because the company was now on the hook for the loans that XXX took out for said acquisition. During the last all-hands call I attended, I heard the following "XXX (parent company) recorded the highest profit in the history of the company last quarter .... (5-10 minutes later) ..... unfortunately, we were short on sales projections by ~70/80% percent". Guess which metric they used to calculate employee bonuses? I went job hunting the next day, signed an offer letter 48 hours later. Fuck all of these venture capitalist tech bros.

WordPress? Never heard of her!

Keep going WP Engines, let the world know who and what you are!

We're talking about a publicly traded company here. The primary goal of any publicly traded company is profit for the shareholders, not creating the best of anything. If you say otherwise, you're either lying or stupid. I suspect you lean more towards lying.

perhaps the op is a billionaire and can successfully defend himself calling others a pedo guy. that sort of thing has happened before

those foldable android phones are great! My wife has loved all 6 of the ones she went through in the last year and a half. Too bad they can't take a beating I guess.

not any different from when criminals smash a $500 window to steal $5 of someone else's change. they don't really care what it costs YOU.

yes, everyone with a history of child sex offenses who's listed on a sex offender registry and proceeds to send unsolicited offensive material to children is going to be jailed. this horrifies you because?

do you think Tim Apple would have offered up an appropriate bribe?