Timosch - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:Found a bug in tiny ches... (Score 1) 131

by Timosch on Tuesday September 28 2010, @05:00PM (#33728852) Attached to: 1K JavaScript Madness

I had a remis :-/

Comment: Watch the console (Score 2, Funny) 309

by Timosch on Thursday August 26 2010, @10:28AM (#33381692) Attached to: Drunken Employee Shoots Server

BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM USER root: The system will be shot down now!

Comment: Re:About time. (Score 2, Funny) 659

by Timosch on Monday August 02 2010, @02:36PM (#33114450) Attached to: Obama Sets End of Iraq Combat For August 31st

Prepare to stay for another thousand years.

Comment: Fonts have feelings now? (Score 1) 150

by Timosch on Wednesday June 02 2010, @11:05AM (#32432912) Attached to: Microsoft Patents "Fonts With Feelings"

Alright Comic Sans, do you see this knife?

Comment: Re:Start their own (Score 1) 562

by Timosch on Monday May 31 2010, @02:38AM (#32404776) Attached to: Bangladesh Blocks Facebook Over Muhammad Cartoons

You mean like this?

Comment: Re:What? (Score 1) 70

by Timosch on Tuesday April 13 2010, @02:12PM (#31837030) Attached to: The Neo-Geo Song

Relax, this is idle.slashdot.org. Oh wait, it isn't?

Comment: Sounds like an ad (Score 2) 194

by Timosch on Monday April 12 2010, @02:04PM (#31820704) Attached to: Google Rebuilds Docs Platform

"faster, desktop-like performance..." - Google will love this...

Comment: Reminds me of The Simpsons (Score 1) 347

by Timosch on Tuesday March 23 2010, @01:26PM (#31587218) Attached to: Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor

Bill Gates is Mr. Burns 2.0! Excellent...

Comment: Champagne, please! (Score 1) 129

by Timosch on Tuesday March 02 2010, @04:30PM (#31335984) Attached to: German Data Retention Law Ruled Unconstitutional

While I would have preferred them to find long data retention unconstitutional in general, I can live with that. I'm opening a bottle of champagne.
And a really huge thanks to Prof. Papier, the Chief Justice, who will retire soon. Thank you, man. That guy has been one of the few people in our republic who constantly held up civil liberties.

Comment: Re:Gov't for the people, by the people (Score 2, Funny) 630

by Timosch on Sunday February 28 2010, @07:17AM (#31304668) Attached to: US Government Poisoned Alcohol During Prohibition

Exactly, and the home of the grave, in this case.