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+ - Snakes on a Quantas Plane!->

Submitted by Timberwolf0122
Timberwolf0122 writes: An Australian airliner was grounded after four baby pythons escaped from their container in the aircraft's hold.
The snakes, just six inches long, were among 12 Stimson's pythons being flown from Alice Springs to Melbourne.
At first it was thought the reptiles may have been eaten by the other snakes, but this was discounted after they were weighed on landing.
Mace Windu was unavailable for comment on account of him having enough of snakes on a Mother f'ng planes.

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by Timberwolf0122 (#27533209) Attached to: Slashdot Mentioned In Virginia Terrorism Report
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by Timberwolf0122 (#27506949) Attached to: Cells In the Retina Tile Like Puzzle Pieces
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