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My friend called me on my cell at work today. She said she's in town and wants to stop by. I said ok. She said she'd be at my house about 5:30 because she had to go buy soap, shampoo, razors, etc. They recovered the car, but none of the stuff inside (all her clothes, a laptop, PDA, school books etc.). The car is ok, except for the scratches and dings on the hood where the two guys that stole the car were slammed on the hood and cuffed.

She wants to get in the hot tub (and a back massage... says she's stressed after all she's been through, but I think she's trying to seduce me), so she's in the shower shaving her legs. Girls are funny about that stuff. She doesn't want me to touch her if her legs are hairy. It doesn't really bother me if it's only a day or two. I much prefer them shaved, but I'm not repulsed if they aren't. I think she's going to stay here tonight, but don't worry... I'll behave myself as usual.

Oh, shower just cut off... I need to go put on my bathing suit. Don't get me wrong, I like you guys, but I'd rather be in the hot tub with a hot chick.

----------UPDATE------------

This is the rest of the evening. This girl has changed a lot since we went out, and I don't think I'm going to be spending time with her anymore. Some of the stuff she said is not nice, so if you are easily offended, you've been warned.

Ok, well we went and sat in the hot tub, and of course, she wanted a massage. That's fine. She said something about she had been "bad" last weekend in NC. I asked if she had sex with the guy out there. She said, "Sort of." I said, "No, you can't 'sort of' sleep with a guy, you either did or you didn't." She said she did, and that he went down on her. And she really likes it when guys go down on her. So, she's laying it on thick and I know she's wanting me to tell her I'll do that, but I'm not playing along. So, she said that he normally didn't do that because he has a thing against hair, but that's not a problem with her because, and I quote, "The only hair on my body is on my head." Thanks, but I'm still not playing this game. So, she asks me if I've been good lately. I said yes. She asked if I'd had any girls over lately. I told her about the girl from weekend before last and how we spent the better part of the evening kissing. And how she gave me her phone number and last name when she was about to go. She said, "What a whore." I said, "Excuse me?" She said, "She came over here and kissed you all night and you gave her a massage, and she'd only met you twice before then? She's a whore." I said, "Well she didn't 'sort of' sleep with me, and I didn't go down on her, so why is she a whore and you aren't?" She said because she and her guy had a realtionship and she thought she loved him and he trusts her. (But she's here at my house in the hot tub, trying to get me to tell her I'll go down on her.) So, I change the subject and we get out and go inside. She went to the bathroom and changed. She came out is some sort of almost pajamas. The were soft fuzzy yellow material, and it was obvious she wasn't wearing anything beneath it. She wanted to watch UHF, because she's a Wierd Al fan (ok, so she does have SOME redeeming qualities) and has never seen it. Before we make it to the living room her cell phone is ringing. It's some guy up in Knoxville. She answered and said she wasn't back in town, she was stuck in [my town]. She said, "No, not stuck as in stranded, stuck as in I have to take care of something, but I'll be back tomorrow, and I call you. You can take me to a movie or something." She when she hung up, I said, "Stuck?" She said, "Oh, you know, I didn't want to tell him I'd rather spend time with you."

So then I'm putting the DVD in and she remembers she needs to call NC guy. Her cell dies while she's dialing, so she used my phone. (I have free nights a weekends, so no big deal.) I guess he saw the number was different, because he's drilling her on where she is. (And remember, they 'trust' each other.) So she says she's at the house of a "friend from high school". "No, it's a guy." "No, I'm not staying here, I'm going to stay at a girlfriend's house." So anyway, he's on his way to the club, so she hangs up. I start the movie. We watch about 15 minutes of it, and she says, "I'm getting sleepy, and I want to see this movie all the way through, so can we go to bed?" I'm not really sleepy so I tell her I'm going to play Xbox. (Boy, THAT pissed her off... blown off for a video game.) So she goes and gets in my bed, because "the noise from the game will keep her up if she's on the couch." But I'm supposed to wake her up when I go in there, so she can move to the couch. So, I play for about an hour or 90 minutes or so.

My roommate comes home and I talk to him for a bit. He asked who was here and I told him who and that she was in my room asleep. He is getting dressed to go out, and it's like 11:50 or so. So, I went in and woke her up and asked if she was moving to the couch. "I'm gonna sleep here, I'm warm and comfy. Get in." Well, I've slept in the same bed with her before, so no big deal. I climbed in (bitch is on MY side and has MY pillow... grrr.) But it's a big fluffy pillow, so I put my head on the other side of it and snuggle up close to her. It took me a minute to get my arms situated (I remembered the whole scene from Mallrats where Brodie is talking about sleeping with his girl and can't get his arms comfortable, and I almost started laughing.) I finally situated myself and left arm was draped over her side. It was comfortable, and it was nice to have the warmth of her body pressed against me, and to feel the rythmic movement as she breathed. It would have been ok, except for two things: she kept tossing every 10 minutes or so and I would ALMOST be asleep and it would wake me up; and I kept thinking about CR (the girl I went out with this past weekend). I didn't want to be with this girl. As pleasant as it was to have someone there, it was almost like I'd rather her not be there. You know, like CR raised the bar so much on what my ideal girlfriend should be like, that this girl didn't even come close anymore. And although I do find her attractive, the more she tried to make me want her, the less attractive she became. I looked at the clock and it was 1:30am. I remember wishing she would just get up and go sleep on the couch, because I really didn't want to be with her now, and I wanted to not get woken up every 15 minutes. I would have scooted to the other side of the bed, but she had all the covers balled up on top of her. I was almost asleep and she tossed again. I don't know if I made a noise like a loud sigh, or if I asked her to be still or what, but she was pissed and went to the couch to sleep. I spread out, fluffed my pillow, and drifted off to a nice slumber. I had some weird dreams* and woke up about 20 minutes late. I showered, dressed, and woke her up, she needed to head back toward Knoxville anyway. I grabbed my laptop bag and the snacks I made for the party at work today and went to the car. As we walked out, I saw my nieghbor as she was leaving, so I may be questioned later today. :-)

*Dream: I'll put this here, because LG will probably be interested in it.
In my dream, the place where I work had all these apartments on top of it, and we all lived there free. Everyone who worked here lived in an apartment on top of the office area. They were large nice apartments and there were common areas with televisions and such. I was walking around in one of the shared areas and I sat on a couch with a very tall black guy who I didn't know and two attractive white girls that I also didn't know. (So, I guess the apartments weren't exclusively for people in my company.) The girls started flirting with me and the other guy. It was fun and innocent at first, but then they started getting more serious. The other guy was loving it, but I was nervous, because there were people from work walking around, and I wasn't exactly sure what the rules of conduct would be if you lived and worked in the same place. So (knowing it was a dream) I took a tip from LG and tried to change the scene. It worked, and suddenly I was in a large hall. I was walking back toward my room, and I saw my boss coming down toward the shared area to get something from the vending machine. We stood around the shared area talking about one of the guys at work, and how he'd taken another job would be moving out. We started talking about how shady he'd been lately and the plant manager came up from behind me and started talking about it. Then I woke up.

Interpretation: The work/home melting comes from the fact that my job really does melt with my personal life. I work from home some, and I have friends at work that I talk to after hours and see outside of work. I was baking Chocolate Caramel Puffs for the birthday party today, so that was on my mind.
The overly flirtatious girl was my friend that was staying there, and represented how much she's changed since I last saw her (she wasn't nearly as aggressive). The guy that was leaving in the dream hasn't physically left the company, but he has in a sense. He works for the materials department, and my boss has been working to provide all these tools to them, so we can improve our supply chain. He will not use the tools, and is bypassing the system to make it look like he's doing a great job, while in actuality, we're running out of parts every week. He used to kid around with us, but now it's like he doesn't even want to think about anyone from IT. One of the vendors sent us something by mistake and he asked us to take care of it. I tried to, but he wouldn't let me do it the way I wanted becuase it involved extra work for him. I told him to take care of it himself then, and he just ignored it, and now we're out of something, plus they are trying to bill us for wrong ones. And he's going in there and talking to the plant manager and telling him who knows what. But I have all the emails that prove it was his fault, so I'm not worried. And I'm not going to run to management and tattle on him, because I'm not in grade school. But if he tries to pin it on me, I have my rear covered. The plant manager being sneaky, means I think he knows more than he lets on.

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  • ...I like you guys, but I'd rather be in the hot tub with a hot chick.

    Brother, are you on the wrong website.
  • Cool, but I can't help but think it's funny that you took the time to post this while she was in the shower. Of course I'd probably do the same thing.

    Too bad you're celibate. :-) Can I come over now?

    Okay, I'm just teasing. Have a great evening! And if you're reading this while she's still there, GET OFF THE COMPUTER NOW!!!
  • Yeah, she's definitely in seduction mode.

    Cool. More stories!!

    ....Bethanie....
    • That was my thought...

      Uhh... TL... if she wanted a massage, why would she take the time to shave her legs.... in a hot shower...

      Good luck trying to be good ;-)
      • I recind my last comment.

        I don't know what guy would think "Man, she's talking about some other dude going down on her and having sex with her last weekend! I'm so hot now!"

        Something I know I woudln't wanna hear outta someone.

        The moment I woulda started thinking about the 'good' girl, I woulda slept on the couch. Good to see you got the bed to yourself, though ;-)

        Funny thing... some chicks just want you more when you treat them like crap, so be warned ;-)
        • I don't know what guy would think "Man, she's talking about some other dude going down on her and having sex with her last weekend! I'm so hot now!"
          I think that was to make me think she was attainable. I'm not even sure she would have let it go that far (or maybe she would), I think she was really more concerned (as Some Woman said) in getting me to want to do it.

          The moment I woulda started thinking about the 'good' girl, I woulda slept on the couch.
          I was actually about to, but that couch is NOT comfo

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    • ::Woosh:: Flack Jacket here.

      I dunno. I was involved with a girl who didn't shave anything.

      It was far more preferable to stubble and almost as smooth and I didn't mind it.

      That armpit stubble thing, that's a little off-kilter, but I got true stories from the state of Not Alabama that make you (and just about anyone actually) a positively painfully normal creature.

    • I kinda like a little (note the word little) armpit stubble.

      As per heliocentric, I believe that there are websites that better suit your...erm...needs.
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      • but that girl sounds like a bitch
        I wasn't trying to put any slant on it... just report and let you decide. But since you asked. :-) I think she is extremely self-absorbed. (She mentioned a couple of times about wearing size 1 pants (but she had on size 3s???) I also think she has very serious self esteem issues and she definitely think she is a bitch. She's always been a little bitchy, but not to me. Our history has always been give and take... maybe I gave slightly more, but she always tried to do
    • The pass-out scene from Animal House!

      "Fuck her! Fuck her brains out!"

  • seeing how it's in a hot tub, there will be leg contact most likely, so i'm not jumping on the "she wants to seduce you" bandwagon (but I won't deny the possibility). She might just be self-conscious. Besides...who wouldn't rather have soft, smooth legs against their own?
  • Okay, that's probably not fair since there seems to be some cool ones posting in these journals, but I see this type of thing too often: She calls another girl a whore when she's trying to sleep with her second guy in a week and apparently plans to go right back to the first one ASAP. Whatever.

    But you denied her for Xbox (from her point of view), heh heh heh. Too good.

    I'm not (intentionally) celibate, but she would've turned me off, too. Besides her 'trusting' relationships with two men I hate it when wom
  • [Preface: she is clearly trying to engage you sexually]

    This girl sounds like bad news. It seems that she can't respect that you are not interested in a sexual relationship outside of marriage. Actually, she almost seems to want you because she can't have you. I suspect that trying to seduce Technolust is her version of trying to convert a gay man. It's all about the conquest.
    • she almost seems to want you because she can't have you.
      Ding Ding! We have a winner. She actually said to me a few years ago that she loved "the chase". Trying to get men she couldn't/shouldn't have.

      I suspect that trying to seduce Technolust is her version of trying to convert a gay man.
      Maybe that's why she was making fun of me for baking, she was trying to make me "prove my manhood".

      It's all about the conquest.
      You mean I'm nothing more than a piece of meat? I feel so dirty! ;-)

  • I am so glad I am not dating anymore.

    But you got it right. She's bad news. If you had slept with her (I know you wouldn't have) there's a good chance you'd been needing a penicillin shot. ;)

    Interesting story.

    Have fun.
    • Em may or may not suck.
      He is right, however.
      There is a word to describe such a person, and it has been used numerous times in this JE.
      Run, do not walk, towards the nearest exit.

      BTW, "Naw, I wanna play video games instead...", Now THAT rocks.

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