That's just what Harold Finch wants you to think.

sigh. third millennium problems...


And just to bring this back OT and pile, FUCK THAT SHIT, I AM OUTTA HERE!.
I've been too lazy to get off my butt and pick a different distro, but this is just stupid lame NIH bullshit that just indicates that Canonical just isn't capable of understanding how things work and why they need to work the way they do.

Lovingly hand-crafted, much like V-2s.

The USA has a proven capability of nuking a motherfucker right up.

asked, but either not modded to +5, or the editurs were too wussy to submit it.

Obviously this guy didn't write "Atheist" on the outside of the box, it was actually delivered.

Judge Otis Wright needs to write a book. And start a thinktank. And appear on the View. And the Daily Show. And 60 Minutes.

I thought brains naturally contained dimethyltriptamine and adrenochrome. The adrenochrome is what zombies crave. Has all my research been for naught?!!

"Devil Car" and "Last of the Wild Ones" by Roger Zelazny.

holy shit, the whole internet is rife with stenographic messages disguised as spelling errors! Thanks for validating my schizophrenia!

supermarionation!

OH YEAH, this is a BRILLIANT idea!
Let's just add in another handful of vectors for phishing attacks. With people with less familiarity to your personal information and less incentive to exercise diligence.
I see NO possible FLAW with that plan!&
</boggle-eyed Homer simpson over the top sarcasm>

That Eugene Kaspersky fellow, is he nuts?

"Florida Teen", is that " Florida Man"'s sidekick?

Isaac Asimov was right, Keanu Reeves is the chosen one!

We've replaced the regular coffee in the Turboencabulator on this Feraliminal Lycanthropizer with time crystals. Let's see if we can't raise up something we can't put down...