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Comment: what a lazy jerk (Score 4, Funny) 140

by Thud457 (#47882941) Attached to: Accused Ottawa Cyberbully Facing 181 Charges Apologizes
pheh! what a piker, you mean to tell me me didn't convert a bulldozer into an improvised tank, rampage across town and knock down city hall?![1]
Hell, he couldn't even bother enough to steal a tank.[2]

[1,2] Both of these things actually happened. And they weren't even in Florida. Look it up.

Comment: when someone asks you if you're a god... (Score 1) 368

by Thud457 (#47871231) Attached to: Report: Microsoft To Buy Minecraft Studio For $2bn+

If you get that kind of cash you can do anything you're able to imagine. Anything.

You SERIOUSLY underestimate my imagination Junior.
Hell, if you can build a laser big enough to carve "Chairface Chippendale is a doodoohead" on the moon, you're just starting to get warm.

People are always available for work in the past tense.