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Comment: Paper. Lots of Paper. (Score 5, Informative) 185

by Rande (#42916027) Attached to: California Cancels $208 Million IT Overhaul Halfway Through

Having worked on govt projects before, it's all spent on :
a) Management. Lots of it. About 5 times as many managers/sub-contract managers/advisors etc than there will be coders. Because the more management a project has, the harder it is to blame any one person.
b) Paper. Lots of paper. The amount of pages generated on specifications, revisions, reports, recommendations will be able 10 times the number of _lines_ of code created. All to show that no taxpayers money was wasted.
c) Tendering. It costs a lot to tender a bid, which reduces the competition to only the big ones who can afford to throw a million at a 1in5 chance. Whereas, if they were allowed to go to a small consultancy who only has 30 employees, they'd be able to get a much better price.
d) Changes. The requirements are often so written in very complex language that noone really understands it, and then they come along with changes every 2 months which require 3 months of recoding because they didn't fully understand what they were asking for to start with.
e) User acceptance. Don't underestimate the ability of a low level govt employee to refuse to use the new system because 'I've done it this way for 30 years and it worked just fine! This doesn't work like the old one did.'

Comment: Never work again. (Score 4, Informative) 151

by Rande (#42589535) Attached to: Nortel Executives Found Not Guilty On Fraud Charges

Oh gee, how will they ever survive on the mere millions they've got in the bank? They might have to cut back right down to the bone, where they can no longer afford a new car every month, have to give up 3 of their 5 mistresses, and settle for only a gold swimming pool instead of the platinum one they set their little hearts on.

Comment: Prescreen the Posters! (Score 1) 345

by Rande (#40155963) Attached to: Cost of Pre-Screening All YouTube Content: US$37 Billion

It's quite simple, instead of prescreening every post, just prescreen the posters. Make them signup with a real name, address, credit card, copyright insurance and MPAA membership!
That way, the MPAA will be happy with every video posted...and no videos would be posted = Win!

And everyone would head back to the cinema to see moving pictures, just like the Good Lord intended to put in the Contract for Breathing Oxygen that we all signed before birth.

Comment: Rockets are just too inefficient (Score 1) 365

by Rande (#36647588) Attached to: Can the US Still Lead In Space Despite Shuttle's End?

We need to come up with a way of keeping most of the fuel for lift on the ground instead of carrying it up too.
There's several ways.
Space Elevator - awaiting the materials tech. Also be a terrorist attack target.
Lasers - awaiting laser tech.
Magnetic acceleration - This would work now. Except that to launch people at a acceptable Gs would require a track 3 miles long. It would also be politically problematic because the same tech could be used to drop a bomb anywhere on the planet and be a terrorist target.

Comment: Re:Oh dear lord. (Score 1) 464

by Rande (#31692442) Attached to: Will Smith In For <em>Independence Day 2</em> &amp; <em>3</em>

If we invent a cure for cancer tomorrow, will we suddenly know how to build a matter teleporter?

The cure for cancer _is_ the matter teleporter. Just send the patient through the teleporter but omit the cancerous cells.
I'm imagining more the Tron digitiser rather than the Star Trek version, but most similar magic techs will do.
Pretty much the cure for everything except memory loss if you can rebuild a person up from the subatomic level.

Comment: I moonlight translating Japanese Porn (Score 1) 448

by Rande (#25006383) Attached to: Successful Moonlighting For Geeks?

The money isn't great, but I can do it whenever I'm not in a public place, and noone except me cares how accurate the translation is.
Some people just look at the pics and make up the story.
Warning : it makes you feel like a Gynacologist - you start critiquing the qualtity of your porn even during recreational viewing.

Don't abandon hope. Your Captain Midnight decoder ring arrives tomorrow.

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