What does an illegal immigrant look like?

Easy, just keep an eye out for the following signs:

• No feathers on head
• No bow and arrows
• No horse
• Doesn't live in a tent
• Doesn't speak any of the native languages

I don't think it's dumb. How many would rather pay a small amount and have it over with, than go through a whole legal battle? If they were asking a large amount, people would be more likely to put up a fight.

As I married man I can attest: this is wrongfully modded "funny". This should have been modded "painfully true".

In my opinion saying they "only" make 66 cent an hour means nothing without a reference. How much can you buy with 66 cent in China?

Pick your own reply:

A) Tell that to an anaerobic organism.

OR

B) philosophical question: Is the global firestorm, caused by a spark igniting the H and O mixture, toxic?

Coming to you as soon as I find a suitable large catapult.

We could use those stones to build houses for the poor. So, ... Six stones?

You mean the kind I can put one a USB-stick and can hide realy quickly when the boss get near me?

Damn you LiquidCoooled, I hadn't tought about it for 355 days! Now I can start all over again...

Kurzweil speculates that if computer development keeps following Moores law, we'll have sufficiently fast computers to simulated an entire human brain in a few decades. This is pretty much a brute force methode to get an AI. No need for AI-researchers, just a fast computer, extremely accurated brain scanner and a good programmer with experience in simulation software.

You don't teleport the powerplant or the pylons. You teleport the bombs droppped on them. Just imagine the suprise on the faces of the crew when they find their ticking bomb back on their plane. Now if the teleporter makes a "meep meep" sound, we'll be all set...

Also who hires a pron star to play a prostitute and has her keep her clothes on for 99% of the film?

A dressed porn star? The perverts!

Nope, Happened last thursday. Your memories of last wednesday were placed in your head by the FSM to test your fate.

Great, I feel I going to waste a whole lot of time on that site you linked to. Now if I don't find a cure for cancer this weekend it's all your fault.

Either you park your car first, or you ask someone to do it for you.