Scrum Master: OK, let's go around the room and do our stand-up for they day. We've got a week or two to straighten this thing out.
Mary: Ummm...I'm trying not to kill myself today, hopefully no one will notice if I spend the day in the rest room.
Tan: Well, I started my review of the backround 3rd-party insurance-module interfaces. So far, mock objects are in place. I'm thinking we should implement something?
Bob: I'm working on name-tags, the holiday schedule, and the Submit button.
Assan: I'm new.
Scrum Master: OK, does anyone have any blocking issues for today?
Bob: Uh, I'm not (air-quotes) technically a programmer, but I can make some killer PowerPoints.
Tan: Right now, I just have these fan-fold printouts of the code. Also, I've never done COBOL before. Oh, and can I get a computer?
Early 2012, it was requested that MATE be included in said repositories, and almost 2 years later, it appears we're almost there.
2 years, or "an afternoon discussion" in Debian time.
Same group, so they mostly get overtime pay.
Gotta answer: 'Cause.
I give it an 8, Dick. It has a nice superposition, but I can't dance to it.
Actually, it is a result of Obamacare.
Who tapped Merkel?
It's always good to have a neutral party weigh in on the issue. Now we know.
He has kind eyes.