Being that your computer is down, you are unable to research what you should get.
If only there was some way to search the internet without a desktop PC. Well, maybe some day!
If our bodies are garbage, so are the bodies of all Eukaryote organisms. I guess the only Eukaryote whose body is not garbage is Superman, but he is an illegal alien from Krypton so he doesn't matter.
Actually his papers did finally come through. However, he is still on the no-fly list.
Scrum Master: OK, let's go around the room and do our stand-up for they day. We've got a week or two to straighten this thing out.
Mary: Ummm...I'm trying not to kill myself today, hopefully no one will notice if I spend the day in the rest room.
Tan: Well, I started my review of the backround 3rd-party insurance-module interfaces. So far, mock objects are in place. I'm thinking we should implement something?
Bob: I'm working on name-tags, the holiday schedule, and the Submit button.
Assan: I'm new.
Scrum Master: OK, does anyone have any blocking issues for today?
Bob: Uh, I'm not (air-quotes) technically a programmer, but I can make some killer PowerPoints.
Tan: Right now, I just have these fan-fold printouts of the code. Also, I've never done COBOL before. Oh, and can I get a computer?