I assume it would too, but here's what I'm wondering: Can we use these microscopic structures to make solar panels more efficient somehow?

It was already an X-Files episode.

Fuck off with your "whataboutism."

You're trying to frame this as a bad thing but the truth is that protecting children under a certain age from the brutal horrors of reality is as vital to their healthy emotional development as protecting them from physical danger is vital to their physical growth.

I agree with you on the points about Android and ChromeOS; they're less "Linux" than a Tivo. You're wrong about SteamOS though, it passes every one of your qualifying tests.

Maybe, but these figures already basically match my evaluation of the situation.

Do you like being so wrong all the time? Is that your deal? Do you get off on it? I have a karma bonus, I just turn it down because I don't think shitposting on this stupid site deserves one.

Shut up, you're stupid and wrong all the time.

Right, it's actually a combination language parser and search engine that inputs and outputs natural language searches and results, a computation task originally pioneered by the early text-based video game series "Zork," so I hereby propose we rename this type of AI "Big Zork Search" or BZS for short.

They could still theoretically get a fair idea of whether it worked by simply polling participants later and comparing the results with other years.

Did it actually work though? Did notably fewer people get sick this time?

It even sounds like a name AI would make up. How do we know this guy even exists at all?

It has two.

Well, it's really more because the stock one was broken.

Well, yes... but it also hurts a bit to hear news suggesting that the inevitable resulting flood of Windows users leaving for Linux all somehow landed on a distro I hadn't even heard of until two days ago. This in turn strongly suggests they knew how to position themselves in a marketing perspective in a way that shows all the other more venerable distros out there really dropped the ball.