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Dammit ESA, you had one job.
"Yes, I need you to turn it off and on again. You need to pull the trigger and slide back th-no, don't worry sir, we already dispatched an ambulance. Now, has your remaining hand stopped bleeding? Sir, I need you to stop the bleeding first before we can proceed. Now, hold the handle with your teeth an- sir? Sir?"