I like the HTML/Android approach: Use Declarations for the UI layout and let old fashion code control the logic.
That's why bitches can't think straight.
To clarify, you contend that "bitches can't think straight," because Tuidjy's wife used to work with Professor Gur, who was transferred from UPenn to UPhil... Can you please connect the dots?
..and for whatever reason, Slashdot refuses to show the first link. Just forget it.
Well, your sig told me to "trust the Computer," and that "the Computer is [my] friend." Sorry to say, but it appears that the Computer isn't even your friend, despite your going out on a limb to vouch for it. After seeing how it treated you, I'm thinking "fuck the Computer; the Computer is a jerk."