Deportations have continued apace under Obama.
Of course we'll never get them all, because the Vaterlandssicherheitsdepartment doesn't have enough manpower. So if you want to round up that last illegal, fine.
Increase the size and funding of the Vaterlandssicherheitsdepartment about tenfold.
Swarm this land with goons to grab hold of anyone who looks a little brown, ask him "Sus papeles, por favor", and beat the mierda out of him when he answers in English.
And you can STFU about Big Government and you can STFU about the taxes needed to pay for it all.
Or we can slap some fines on the companies that hire illegals, or that illegally hire H1Bs instead of Americans. But no, that'll never happen, because Job Creators.