Not sure why I'm writing this, but here goes.
When I was ten or so, I had an electric train set. I also had 4 older sisters who were (are) smarter than me. They loved to play tricks on the mugwump (as I was tagged). One sister (unnamed cuz they're all guilty) managed to convince me that:
a> electricity always flows in a circuit, like battery pole to pole, thru the flashlite bulb, etc;
b> The electric cord for the train's transformer had TWO prongs, and required a circuit also (I think you can see where this is going)...
c> Therefore, if I touched only one prong while plugging it in, I wouldn't get shocked.
Just so you know, in case you're ever drawing a comic or something, it feels like "BIZZB BIZZB BIZZZB BIZZB ...", not "ZAPPPPPPP".
On a trip to visit relatives, sis was at her finest. Aunt Marie had gotten a big porch swing, big enuf for all 6 kids. Of course, when grownups weren't around, it was only big enuf for one at a time (or two, in the case of the twins). I got up early in the AM (I was 12 or so), and was swinging away, chewing a big piece of grass like I'd seen my uncle do the day before (I thot it looked cool).
Sis wanted swing. Rules of the house: Whoever gets it first, wins, and others MUST wait without complaint (or suffer Mom's wrath). She loitered for a few minutes, obviously trying to figger out how to evict me from the swing. Finally, she said "If you keep eating that grass, you're gonna turn green."
OK, I was 12ish, but not totally stupid, and said so, she wasn't gonna fool me. She added "If you spit, you'll see you're already turning green on the inside!"
I did, and sure enuf, my spit was green, I was turning greeeen...."MAAWWWWMMMMM!!!!!!" I went running inside, and Sis got the swing.