.....and good riddance. Who ever used the sheeptossing feature, anyway? What a joke.

Take me back to the good old IRC days please. It's been a while since I smacked someone around with a large trout.

It means the GP is a self-proclaimed expert at cracking Yo Mama jokes.

The Lord's book has foretold just this event, promised to occur just as Jesus Christ our savior returns to reign on earth as King of kings.

Or, the way I prefer to think about it: "Last call for fornicating and altar boy fondling! The party ends in five minutes. So satisfy your sinful urges one last time, and start moving towards the door. Oh yeah, and don't forget to step into the confessional on your way out."

Why is parent modded down? Should be +1 Appreciated.

Someone with points to spare, please lend this guy a hand.

Missing option: Women I've dated

I don't know what I'll do if I ever get a second server.

Then start one.

I have it on good authority that these mindless jerks will be the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution comes.

There's a good play-by-play report of a hobbyist's adventures in mineral oil cooling here. The first page is just an introduction, but contains links to all the juicy bits on successive pages.

Sorry, no goatse.

You're obviously consulting the wrong media.

Some suggestions:
* BBC
* Russia Today
* Bloomberg
* The Guardian
* The Wall Street Journal / The Financial Times
* Al Jazeera (hit and miss - great coverage of Egypt/Libya/Bahrain, terrible coverage of Japan)
* Der Spiegel

Note: True financial publications like Bloomberg and The Wall Street Journal (e.g., NOT CNBC) tend to get their facts straight because their readership is much more demanding. Financial publications aren't perfect (The Financial Times' coverage of Russia has historically been pathetic), but they're a hell of a lot better than what passes for news in the US. I'm American and I don't even watch mainstream US news or read mainstream newspapers anymore - the signal to noise is just dismal.

Dunno about Pamela Anderson, but there's clearly a market for President Barack Obama.