now pardon me while I try to scream but, oh yeah, I have no mouth.
This is the default way thin crust pizza is cut in Chicago - its called a party cut.
Long time Chicago DJ and part of the radio team that blew up part of the Chicago White Sox basefield to protest disco - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition
Got to love it when the leafers come to town!
Seriously, wasn't this resolved in Knight Rider with the episode with KATT vs KITT?