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GMontag's Journal: In the past week I have learned . . . 11 11

Since the victory of GWB over the HoChiMinian Candidate JFK I have learned that *I* am a:

Bible thumping
Rich
Angry
Racist
White
Gun-toting
Intolerant
Wal-Mart shopping
Bumpkin
Idiot

Along with about 59 Million of my fellow countrymen.

Seems like nice coumpany! So, when does my $Billion arrive and when do I turn white? Oh yea, note to self, attend a worship service before years' end and stop being so accepting of others. Stop dating women of color and stop with the math stuff.

No, I will NOT stop shopping at The Wal-Mart!

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