Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well played.
However this is exactly the kind of public exposure of software piracy that the offended companies can use to boost earnings.
"On Earth, bleaching of rock surrounding a fracture is a clear indication of chemical interactions between fluids circulating within the fracture and the host rock," Okubo and co-author Alfred S. McEwen reported in the paper. The researchers also said that layered outcrops can indicate cycles with materials deposited by regular episodes of water, wind or volcanic activity.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.