Those bonds will help keep the air conditioning and refrigerator on when a hurricane wipes out electricity for weeks in half your state.

Substitute snowmageddon or heat dome as regionally appropriate.

Or, hear me out, we fire 80% of our workforce, degrade quality, and make the remaining 20% work 10 hours a day.
ha ha, only serious

This coming from the company that graciously brought us "Fuck you business daddy!" to the vernacular.
They're right, it's priceless!


.sig does not apply in this case.

Well, Apple's ProMotion screen has been using variable display frequencies for years. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxu...

What does K'breel, speaker for the council have to say on this dumbfounding revelation from the Earthians?

Thus 2839 packages give you 283.9% chance one is compromised?

Wake me when I can get tattooed with chloroplasts like some sort of mutant bipedal sea slug.
People's lack of vision is so disappointing.

No worries, Bicycle Repair Man will save us all!

Now. You know. Where. James Tiberius Kirk. Developed his. Speech defect.

AGI can remain intransigent longer than you can remain solvent.

Winter is coming, Mark.

That belongs in a MUSEUM!

Didn't Australia lose a war against Emus?
Moas are even bigger.

What's Randy Quaid been up to lately? For a few years there he was making good progress transforming into a real-life Russell Casse.

Thanks anonymous reader for telling us who Lorde is.
sheesh.

Give me ECoin or GO TO HELL!