I grew up near Alfred University, not far from Corning, NY. In addition to such things as space shuttle tiles and coal slurry, researchers there developed a glass with these exact properties, and tried to license it to Heinz. Much to their dismay, Heinz turned it down, as they were just about to launch an ad campaign demonstrating the superior quality of their high viscosity ketchup compared to cheaper brands, which could be poured from the bottle without smacking it.

For once I have to agree with the Ayatollah. I was trying to get from the Gulf of Oman to my golf game in Kuwait, and Google Maps took me around the Cape of Good Hope. I barely had time to grab a cocktail before teeing off.

If I can't get hired at Foxconn I guess I'll have to go work at Soylent.

Rails is a ghetto.

I wish Max the best of luck with his venture, but when the best and brightest of you consider where to relocate, I think my plan to retrofit a fleet of mothballed B-52s into an airborne coding platform will win out. We'll fly in and out of Moffett Field for maintenance stops and onworld meetings. The planes will refuel in Berkeley with fair trade bio-kerosene. Unemployed Hooters Air flight staff will offer network support, Blue Bottle coffee, and reasonably priced food items.

Oh my. Quaking in my boots over here. Holy mother of Jesus where's my martini? I'm being threatened by a Windows 7 power user. Please Hammer don't hurt me.

Leo Laporte, Rush Limbaugh, what's the difference? Technology for grandparents.

Are you kidding me? A marketing company selling "online backup" on the Rush Limbaugh show? This is slashdot worthy? Stay tuned for a metallurgical analysis of the QVC ninja swords...

The business plan that caused the previous CEO to be fired has been rejected by the incoming CEO. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.