Thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded, this doesn't matter. Money, money, money!

(In the UK, if you own a device that can receive TV signals, you HAVE to have a TV license which the BBC gets funds from)

I am with T-mobile and it is my first ever contract phone. I went in to a shop and specifically asked for their cheapest tariff with unlimited internet access (Flext 30). It was more expensive than other options but I was happy with this because I wanted a plan with unlimited internet. So basically, what I pay is absolutely no better than anyone else? Is this grounds to cancel my contract without a fee? What really takes the piss is that they say to do "that stuff" on my broadband connection. 1) Don't assume I have broadband. 2) Don't tell me an alternative solution to you fucking up my current one.

^ this :)

I played Doom 2 before I played the first one and it got me in the exact way you describe.

The demo that played in the background of the title screen was the 'Circle of Death' level and I remember thinking "How is the person playing this level able to cope?" It was traumatic just watching it! I struggled enough with the early levels and it was very much a case of....

Run in room
Get enemy attention
Run out of room
Hope enemy walks out on his own (which didn't happen most of the time because of the simple AI!)

Seeing a Keycard in the middle of a room, all on its own less for a flickering light.... You know what's next, you know you have to get the key card, but still you stand there hesitating.

I've played lots of games that have been too intense for my graphics card to run at 60fps. That is the game was pushing them to 100% of what they were capable of. Don't remember CATCHING ON FIRE because of it.

Poor story? I think so.

In third place, with a time of 01:02.305 is Sort United.

In second place, with a time of 00:58.112 is Team Sorted.

And in first place, with a time of 00:59:836 is UCSD!

Causing an environmental disaster is one thing, but this... this... I'm sorry it's too much.

This might be considered a stupid question but...

The performance of this version will be the same as before, right?

Reminds me of the big train sketch

From 0:15 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u80ZMJSyEzo :D

I've been using it on my android devices since I first got a G1. Hell I even used it before then on a bog standard landline phone...

*dial number*
*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hi it's Chris, the Satsuma is flying without wings beyond the crust of the BIG APPLE pie."
"Got ya"

Sorted.

Between 2am and 4am and if you're lucky 10am and 12am weekdays.

I had BT Broadband in Canterbury and jesus christ was it awful the rest of the time. I've used Sky broadband not 200 metres away in another house and it's pretty damn good all of the time, that or maybe my expectations of ADSL have been lowered so much it just seems damn good.